[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!!! [Talon] Hi and welcome back to the News. It has been two months since the last prison escape using Jetpacks. And well, if those escapes weren't worrysome enough, there has been another escape. Chaniqua my chocolate donut, are you there? [Chaniqua] Yes you white glazed fat donut with sprinkles, I'm here. Apparently an inmate was getting Legos from his son and well, those bottles filled with orange juice turned out to be another type of juice. Yes you've guessed it, they contained Jetpack fuel. He created a Jetpack out of Legos, using the tin bottles as propulsion. [Talon] Was it Lego Technic? [Chaniqua] Yes indeed, he created the Jetpack out of Lego Technic pieces. He told the guards he wanted to show his Lego concoction to his son who was visiting with his wife. He lifted off during the show and tell and is currently on the run. [Talon] And the wife and son? [Chaniqua] They are currently being interrogated by the local police! [Talon] Thank you for your wonderful contribution Chaniqua! Next up, a story about The Chainsaw Grandmother Coalition, but first we have a commercial break!
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