Commercial Break???

[Announcer] When you're in da hood and in need of protection, call 1-800-LOCDOG!!! [Testimonial 1] I was safer without his presence, even though there was no risk to me, ten people died that day. [Testimonal 2 Nigga] Ey yo, this is locdog himself here, are you in need of protection, I will go niggasaki on them asses... [Testimonial 3] He put a gun to my head and asked me for my number, now he's claiming to protect "my ass" and I have to pay him fitty a day. [Testimonial 4] This is Emergency services... [Testimonial 3] Yes hello this is Icey Cuba... [Testimonial 4] Did you say Ice Cube? [Testimonial 3] No I said Icey Cuba, anyway nigga... [Testimonial 4] Please sir, I am white. I don't give a shit that you're white, keep Loc Dog away from me, that nigga is insane! [Testimonial 2 again] Insane, did you just call me insane??? [Testimonial 4] Wait a minute, is this live??? [Testimonial 2] Run bitch, run!!! Also, call 1-800-LOCDOG when in need of protection... *click*
[Talon] How am I supposed to do the news after this commercial? [Chaniqua] As always, bullshit your way through it... [Talon] I don't bullshit! [Chaniqua] No, you merely talk nonsense like you always do! [Talon] You think it's easy to bring all these people the news, it's harder than you think, Maxis?!? Don't you have anything to say about this? [Maxis Jaxxon] The Corona Virus outbreak is merely controlled depopulation, don't worry about it! [Chaniqua] No, we were talking about Loc Dog's protection agency! [Maxis Jaxxon] He's not affiliated with the current government and he has kept my neighbourhood safe from other criminals! [Chaniqua] That's because he keeps killing them! [Talon] Uhm... [Technical Difficulties] We seem te be having technical difficulties, please stand by...