Mindless Chatter - Watch out for new Demonic Demigods! [022420-01]

[Announcer] Welcome to Mindless Chatter, here's your favorite host! [Talon] Tonight we feature an occult specialist that goes by the name DicksHellenKeller666. [DicksHellenKeller666] The evil apparition slash god figure Baphomet is going out of style, there's a new demonic godlike being in town and it's called Raphomey T. You see, Baphomet has titties and real rap fanatics don't want to be controlled by some bitch with titties. RapHomey T has thirteen dicks, twelve arms and in each hand a different handgun. It starts with a Mac8, then a Mac9, then a Mac10 and of course a Mac11 just to scare nigga's. I will refrain from listing the rest of the handguns for now and focus on his ass which is a turtle's ass, yes people, his ass resembles that one of a turtle. He's got bunny teeth and a prodent smile while his feet are those of a kangaroo. The knees are from a giraffe, not his neck though, that would be weird. And of course the nose is that of a cat and the mouth is a dogs mouth. It's call is "Rawr rawr Woof woof" and can be heard in the night when high on acid. Now the real danger is actually believing in RapHomey T, he just might appear 13 minutes after midnight. [Talon] Okay people, I think we have heard enough, I need a drink. Anyway… How about just living your life and not putting any effort into creating weird beings to pray to. Get up in the morning, do your daily routine. Drink and smoke some when you're done and go to sleep. See you tomorrow!!