Mindless Chatter - Corona Beer or Virus?!? [022220-03]

[Announcer] Welcome to the very first episode of Mindless Chatter, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] There's a danger in our midst, a real danger that carries the smell of death. Corona Rats, no not the virus. Drunk Sewer Rats that are drunk on Corona Beer. Now you might ask yourself the question how scientists came up with the name Corona Virus when there's already the beer named Corona. There are already theories that the scientists who came up with the name Corona Virus were actually drunk on Corona Beer themselves. However, those same scientists dispute this very notion before stumbling off stage. Yes people, there you have it, Beer is now being confused with a deadly virus. What has the world come to when good tasting Cerveza becomes confused with a deadly virus, these are surely the end times the bible spoke of. After the commercials we have a drinking contest with Corona Beer and a more in depth perspective on the dangerous Corona Rats!!

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