[Announcer] Welcome to News Tonight, here's your favorite host!! [Talon] Hi and welcome to tonight's news. Several people died in our local hood after taking DMXTC, Chaniqua has the inside scoop and is on the scene as always. [Chaniqua] Yes, I'm currently as they say, In Tha Hood. Five people went to an illegal houseparty after ingesting DMXTC which is made of the substance called MDMXA. Here's a scientist! [Local Scientist] Yes, thank you for having me. I'm a local forensic scientist. We all know regular substance called MDMA, but the added X turns out to be bad for your health since they all died from respatory issues and instant heart failure, it does get you extra high though. [Chaniqua] Thank you for that insight mister scientist, back to you Talon... [Talon] More news after the commercials about senior women having problems holding their pee in while on the bus, right now, commercials!
[Maxis Jaxxon] Hi, Maxis Jaxxon here from Conspiracy Now. Today we are announcing a new product, the ultimate in showergels. I call it Hairpro Bodysoak Ultimate Pro!!! Now watch me under the shower smearing and soaking my slightly overweight body with it. See, you can hardly see my genitals through all that foam!!! Buy now for the introductory price of 10 Moneys 99. Call 1-800-DATAWARS Now!!!
Geen opmerkingen:
Een reactie posten